Samples.

- I'm glad you removed that tumor out of your head Bri; I missed you
- Thanks Stewie. You never gave up on me. I mean, I was having fun, making new friends, getting laid all the time, sleeping like a rock...; but you made the choice. You unilaterally decided I was better being a embittered-alcohollic failer who can only hung out with a baby.
- Hey. We have fun.

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